5 minutes into the film, and I used to be already cracking up!
Immediately I am rewatching probably the greatest cult comedies of the Nineteen Nineties, Andaz Apna Apna, which has given us among the most iconic dialogues and scenes of all time. And if you happen to aren't already acquainted with the movie...umm...have you ever been dwelling beneath a rock?
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Disclaimer: I do should say that I watched the film ages in the past, and rewatching goes to be very like watching it for the primary time, at this level. So, seize some popcorn and let's watch it collectively! OR, you possibly can simply learn this extremely biased abstract of the identical, via my eyes. No matter works for you! ????
????????Warning: Main spoilers forward, so proceed at your personal threat!????????
So, two minutes into Andaz Apna Apna, I realised that the administrators and writers of this film had been completely trolling us. I went in considering that I might see Karishma Kapoor, Salman Khan, and the others. As an alternative, I noticed Juhi Chawla (!!!) and Aamir Khan having a pleasant meet-cute???
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And then, Govinda reveals up and I am tremendous satisfied that they are trolling the viewers.
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If the intentional overacting was any clue, I used to be proper!
Seems, Aamir's character attempting to marry Juhi Chawla was only a dream. I knew it!
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Haaah! I really feel you, Aamir.
We're then launched to Amar (Aamir Khan), who has give up school, has costly habits, is a whole ache within the ass for his father, spouts absolute nonsense, and likes to dream large. Amar spends ₹100 (contemplate the truth that it was 1994) on his haircut from the Taj (??) when his personal father owns a barbershop. No marvel his dad is so fed up with him.
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And let's not neglect the long-lasting haircut, that regarded like there was no haircut, was referred to as, "La coupe France de hair". After I heard the title, I clearly needed to Google it. Guess what I discovered? NOTHING! it means nothing in French! No marvel there was no haircut.
Transferring on, we're launched to Prem (Salman Khan) in another city, who shares fairly related traits with Amar. I imply, they may very well be twins separated at start, however rattling, that is an entire different film!. Prem has desires of turning into a star and dealing with Amitabh Bachchan, so he steals cash from his father and pays "Wah Wah Studio" to click on his images with a purpose to star in a movie referred to as, *drumroll, please*, Dracula Ki Mohobbat ????
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This studio is fairly sus. Get out of there, Prem!
Fortunately, his smart father steps in and places a cease to the fraud practices of this "studio" and will get his son outta there.
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Minimize to the airport the place Raveena Tandon has arrived in India and is preventing off a barrage of questions from random individuals with notepads of their arms...the press??? Anyway, seems, Raveena is the daughter of some wealthy man and has come to India to discover a suitor for marriage as a result of she desires a "deewana from India jo pyaar ko bohot pyaar karta hai". ????
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Enter Karishma, who's Raveena's secretary-cum-friend-cum-adviser-cum-attendant-cum-cook. Anyway, each the ladies appear very tight and that is ALL we have to take from this complicated change!
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BTW, Raveena's title on this film is Raveena and Karishma's title is Karishma! Yup!
Nicely, as issues go, each our heroes find out about Raveena they usually're very involved in the truth that whoever marries her will get 50 crores, two factories in London, a diamond manufacturing unit in Switzerland, and a farmhouse — they usually instantly assume that they've some stalker-ish declare over her.
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Who cares about compatibility and love, am I proper? ????
In order that they go on to take the idiotic step of promoting off their respective fathers' properties to get cash — a lot to the dismay of the fathers, clearly.
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However this is the enjoyable half — we're lastly launched to the villain! Paresh Rawal performs the disgruntled Teja Bajaj who sends his lackey, Robert, to point out potential matches to Raveena in place of the particular matchmaker. Evil genius at play here! ????
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Raveena is clearly not proud of the alternatives — contemplating the alternatives come from a villain's lackey who's plotting to kill her. And this is the place we're launched to Bhalla and the long-lasting "Bhalla and Robert" ship!
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"Follow Me!", says Bhalla and proceeds to stroll behind Robert! ????
Lastly, our two heroes got down to win Raveena's hand in marriage however appear to come across one another first. Nicely, naturally, they do not get alongside, contemplating how related they're, particularly with their large egos ????♀️
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Of their story of lies about their greatness that they spout at one another, we get to listen to some iconic dialogues like, "Mehta Textiles! Arre jab mera Chaudhry & Sons nahi hai to tera Mehta Textiles kaise ho sakta hai?". I am certain this scene flashed earlier than all you hardcore followers, did not it?
And, whereas they stick with it their double-faced friendship and all of the tea sharing, we lastly get the primary tune of the film — "Do Masatane". I had a blast dancing to the upbeat tune, NGL!
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*BOM, BOM - BOM BOM!* ????
Lastly, they reveal their actual intentions to woo the identical woman and it turns right into a fistfight — fairly actually! This clearly signifies that they get despatched to the police station. Duh!
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Nicely, even within the police station, they're rascals of the very best order, however undoubtedly know how you can make us giggle. Amar finally ends up inaugurating the brand new lock-up, whereas "Papa Kehte Hain" performs within the background ???? That is after he pisses off the SHO and clearly additionally as a result of Prem had it out for him.
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All in all, I will say that he did deserve it a bit bit.
However, seems like our two heroes cannot keep aside for lengthy and meet once more in a room of a shady lodge, which is the one factor they may afford. It is destiny! ????♂️ What ensues is the traditional cartoonish struggle scene with random objects flying within the air!
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The subsequent morning, they hatch a plan to do away with their 700+ opponents for Raveena's hand. Boy, so many gold-diggers! However, what bought me distracted had been their shirts! They're embodying full-on beachy vibes, a lot so, that I now need to go on a trip!
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They then Try numerous completely different disguises to woo the woman. I nonetheless don't know how they thought a disguise the place they costume as previous males with voices that sound like they chugged helium, would work. Nicely, they find yourself sabotaging themselves, so after all, I used to be proper!
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Then, Amar will get it in his head that worrying and stalking a woman is the best way to her coronary heart...Kyun? Kahan padha? What is that this nonsensical technique that will clearly by no means work?! ???? Oh and cue tune —"Dil Karta Hai".
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Mera dil karta hai ki mai bhi ek chaped marun!
Raveena will get so annoyed with Amar's antics that she whacks him with the rod that he offers her (he introduced that on himself). Amar pretends to be out chilly and within the concern of getting caught by the police, the gullible Raveena decides to get him handled and brings him residence.
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Raveena! Did nobody inform you to not speak to strangers once you had been younger, not to mention carry them residence in spite of everything that?!
Oh, there's one other twist — the gangster Teja seems to be the dual brother of Raveena's father, Ram Gopal Bajaj! Teja AKA Shyam Gopal Bajaj, killed an accountant and went to jail for ten years and now desires revenge from his brother. For what, you ask? We do not know! For being a great man? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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Who can perceive the reasoning of a Bollywood film villain?
Oh the opposite hand, Amar is hell-bent on profitable Raveena's coronary heart and pretends to all of the sudden get up blind whereas having amnesia, whereas Prem comes over, pretending to be a health care provider who can "cure" Amar with a toolbox. It is a literal toolbox with a hammer, wrench, and all that jazz!
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However quickly, Prem and Karishma's eyes meet and sparks fly! *Awww*
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Coming to the Robert and Bhalla duo — all their plans to kill Raveena fail someway, partly due to Prem and Amar's silly rivalry. And partly as a result of, effectively, the plans had been simply laughable, y'all.
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Each Prem and Amar proceed to play infantile pranks on each other whereas attempting to woo Raveena, and between all this, Crime Grasp Gogo makes his look whereas clutching his "ghaghra". Mogambo ka Bhatija is after Teja to reclaim his debt, however leaves with Robert and Bhalla's bike as an alternative???!!!!???
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This is identical Gogo jo, "aankhein nikalke, gotiyan khelta hai".
Two songs, a whole lot of backfired plans, and a great deal of corny dialogues later, Raveena and Amar have this "pyaar wala moment", however, alas! Teja is there personally to complete the job for Bhalla and Robert. Sadly, his personal plan can also be foiled by Robert and Bhalla's utter obliviousness. I noticed that coming from a mile away!
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Minimize to each the {couples} — Raveena and Karishma make an enormous revelation, and I imply HUGE! We discover out that that they had switched identities and, effectively, the boys could not have been more shocked.
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So, Raveena was really Karishma and Karishma was really Raveena!
However Amar, regardless of being a gold-digger at coronary heart, quickly realises that he loves Raveena (now Karishma) for herself and goes to avoid wasting her from her "suicide attempt". *Awwww*
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That is the primary time I felt any sorta affection for Amar!
Nicely, now that every thing was tied neatly in a bow, we would have liked some spice and we bought it! Enter Ram Gopal Bajaj (current Raveena's father) who's brisk, and has an nearly navy degree strict schedule, which he would not wish to stray from. He clearly dislikes the boys from the get-go and refuses to marry off his daughters to them!
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So, the plain plan of action was to provide you with the genius plan (learn: silly) of kidnapping the dad and fake-saving him to get his appreciation. A minute of silence for all those that thought that this was a great plan.????♀️ Within the meantime, we study that the Teja-Balla-Robert trio had been planning Ram Gopal's kidnapping as effectively!
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Folks clearly don't love this Ram Gopal dude within the movie. He wants a makeover!
As destiny would have it, each the shady-looking kidnapper groups plan the identical kidnapping spot and eventually, the Bhalla-Robert duo do one thing proper! Aha! I had began feeling dangerous for them at this level, as a result of all they needed was to turn out to be good villains!
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Good going "Roballa"! Okay, their ship title does NOT sound correct!
Prem and Amar come to know that their plan has failed and go to the ladies' home, wanting like they're constipated.
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However the oblivious women are all cheery...till they get a name from the precise kidnappers! Haila!
On the kidnapping base, Teja tells Ram Gopal that he is aware of that Ram Gopal has transformed his total wealth into diamonds. What I want to know is, why would somebody who has factories, diamond mines, and greater than 50 crores, convert his wealth into diamonds? Logic? There's none!
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Nicely, our two heroes come to avoid wasting the dad on a moped with the supposed 50 lakh ransom in a small...err...plastic bag.
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These guys look tremendous shady at evening and it is a marvel nobody jumped them.
Then, Teja involves them dressed as "Thakur" from Sholay with a bowler cap on (cue: confused expression meme) and shortly finds out that the bag merely contained "change" that the boys had collected with a lot effort.
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Nicely, Teja is fairly proud of no matter he can get at this level, so he makes do with the chillar and modifications into the garments of Ram Gopal and goes again to our heroes, after which again residence.
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Just a few days later, suspicious of the modified behaviour of the "dad" at residence, Amar and Prem determine to observe him in his automotive, which leads them precisely to the place the precise Ram Gopal was being saved!
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Their discovery of them being twins is greater than stunning — it is really actually trippy! I actually pulled my head again from the laptop computer throughout this sensory overload of frames.
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The cameraman and editor actually went loopy with this one.
In the meantime, Ram Gopal hits Teja within the head whereas he was dreaming about being Omelette ka raja and Bread ka Badshah (such an harmless dream!). Not less than he was planning on dwelling an sincere life after this.
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Nicely, our heroes could not let one thing good occur within the film in order that they HAD to mess issues up and get thrown in jail with the true Ram Gopal. God! That is simply getting ridiculous at this level! They then add a mark on his face to tell apart him from Teja. I do know it in my intestine that it will trigger issues later...
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They someway get out of there and retrieve the diamonds from the financial institution and from Teja, when Crime Grasp Gogo makes an entry and kidnaps Ram Gopal, Raveena, and Karishma.
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Folks actually wish to kidnap individuals on this film.
We lastly come to the climax of the film the place everyone seems to be gathered in Gogo's lair and we're all questioning, "Yeh Teja Teja kya hai, yeh Teja Teja?".
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One way or the other, via all their bizarre nonsensical chatter, our heroes handle to seize a gun and overpower everybody. Nevertheless, it seems that, goli hello nahi hai (!!!) and Prem actually blasts this truth to everybody! *Facepalm*
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We then get to see some motion scenes that will be not possible in actual life. However hey! That is 90s Indian cinema. Anything is feasible.
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Minimize to the finale, everybody appears to carry everybody else at gunpoint to get the diamonds. Till lastly, *drumroll*, the police arrives!!! We come to know that Prem and Amar have executed one thing proper for as soon as by calling the police and switching the diamonds. They won't really be that silly, y'all! *Phew*
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With all of the drama executed and dusted, Ram Gopal is so joyful to get his diamonds again, that he agrees to let Prem and Amar marry his daughters! The plan may not have been so dangerous, in spite of everything, or it is only a predictable film...???? However I had a blast, I have to say!
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